The Playtonic's Omnipotent Options Processor - often abbreviated as "P.O.O.P'' - is a machine with googly eyes that can answer Playtonic Game related questions. People can insert pieces of paper with questions on it, and P.O.O.P will respond by printing a piece of paper with the answer on it.
On February 16th, 2015, Playtonic Games released two videos on their Youtube channel. The first video is called "Audio question," and it shows someone putting in three pieces of paper into P.O.O.P. The first piece of paper read "Kirkhope?," the second read "Wise?" and the third one read "Burke?" The second video was called "Audio Legend Answer," and it had P.O.O.P print out a piece of paper out of its mouth that read "cannot compute single solution. choose all three."
- P.O.O.P was just a way to announce the composers of Yooka-Laylee, and P.O.O.P may likely not be used again in the future.
- When P.O.O.P prints an answer, it will shake a little bit, and then say "Poo."